BAP RATTLE

Come on and rattle it out.
RULES:

1) Your MC name should include part of your real name, just to make us know who you is for fun.  And don't change your name and come in under different names.  Stand up for yo'self.

2) 4 lines per verse, 1 verse per post, plus all you people spittin' 5.. that just doesn't work.

Your friend is like the late career of Ice comma Vanilla
Make alot of noise but are as fake as Godzilla
So many verbal accidents they should be insured by Geico
With opinions 'bout as necessary as Gus Van Zandt's Psycho
February 13, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
Miri-Yum had to email me to hit me with some snaps
I'm sorry if you can't speak your insults out in raps
But the point of this whole deal is not to be a forum
So if your disses aren't raps, then i'm just gonna ignore 'em.
February 13, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
Mandelion your situation seems to be kinda dire
Ya turnin' blue like the dude from Big Fat Liar
Chokin' on bad rhymes that be comin' out ya throat
You should drown those lyrical babies in the moat
February 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
Yeah, casians vs asian is old news, and you can swear via pinky
that we'll be battling on casians as long as they rap stinky
Throw that beef over here and I'll eat that shit up
Cuz weak ass rhymes are the meal upon which i sup
February 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
Heard some old news ‘bout Casians versus Asians -
Read that headline sometime hmmm ..mid-Stone Ages?
Hey, Ammoying, I cop it. You made a row, dissed my sounds. This buddy’s a bit mean.
So, want beef? I got it. Half a cow, 900 pounds, it’s bloody and it’s lean.
February 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMiri-Yum
If I wanted a curved blade I would have used a Naginata
and make our battle as epic as the Mahabharata.
Oh yeah, you're scared of people who read poems and books.
That's why you'll lose this battle with your lame ass hooks.
February 12, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermandelion
Mandelion trying to steal some rhymes from our nerdly feast
You try to hit me but I teleport like a displacer beast
Best get ready to be lyrically disarmed
My raps got better hooks like a Voulge-guisarme
February 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
Is there a nerd rapping battle about to start?
Alright, get ready to lyrically larp.
I can dodge some D&D references with luck and skill.
Got my Voulge ready and I am set to kill.
February 12, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermandelion
Big League Jew be stepping weak, like a 5 candled menorah,
Bad rap has got you stuck to it, like a shark and a remorah
I'll call you later on the phone while laundry you're a-folding
Then you can explain to me, how "nothing" rhymes with "holding"
February 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
Yo did somebody pass some major gas in here?
Those last 2 MC's stank so bad it's bringing me to tears
Rhymes so drunkenly bad, I'm looking for empty kegs
But what did you guys eat to lay such stinky eggs?
February 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
Lyrical horn of plenty? More like an empty bag of holding.
You can rhyme all you want, it’s a just whole lot of nothing.
Like Captain Caveman, I’ll give you a clubbing.
Damn Moy, even Orko could give you a drubbing.
February 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBig League Jew
Miri-Yum’s in the house and I’m eatin’ all your food!
Take ten crab cakes at your clambake – who cares if it’s rude?
I hogged the roti, the naan, the tikka masala
With my fork down yr throat it’s pretty hard to holler.
February 11, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMiri-Yum
Oh no, the casians are stepping up to the mic
Trying stick the asians with the end of a lyrical pike
But we'll just pull more rhymes from our hip hop horn of plenty
To damage us y'all gotta roll a natural twenty
February 9, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
When god gave out calf muscles Kev thought he said rap skills
Now when he drops a rhyme, he just unleashes ills
Like Pandora, he shoulda kept his trap shut
God must’ve also mixed up his mouth and his butt
February 9, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBig League Jew aka Ite aka Son of Sam
MC Paul Simon don't you got the rhythm of the saints?
Then tell why is when it's time to rap you fucking cain'ts?
Funny but your lyrics, they don't got me feelin' groovy
You should pull a Richard Corey and roll credits on your movie
February 9, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
You know "hipster boyfriend" just means "dude you want to flirt with"
You reading all them books so that you have something to work with
I hear you like to spout out useless facts all day
So add this to your knowledge: Can Mandi rap? NO WAY
February 9, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
Ben, stop hating on my man, he's no girl.
Plus, you like it when he is in your mouth, and you give him a swirl.
By the way, who are all these MCs that I just don't know?
Are they all your hipster boyfriends you like to blow?
February 9, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermandelion
Hello beatbox my old friend—it's time to rap with you again
Whack MCs is the latest trend, but silence is the sound I wanna hear from them
Simon says shhh, Simon says shhh,
Down by the schoolyard I'ma rock you,
Simon says shhh
February 9, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMC Paul Simon Says
Those last two MC's, yo they should go on a date
They can eat the raps they serve: that's doo doo on a plate
Then they can go steady and be boyfriend and boyfriend
Their kids'll be like that movie: Children of Men
February 9, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBen O Homey aka William Wonka (Candy Crew)
These rhymes are like the flu, they be making people pukey
But I'm about to clean it up like Gummi Bears busting Dukey
Moy, you got to change your style like a lycanthrope
Cause everyone knows your jive's about as hip as Panthro's
February 8, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBig League Jew
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